{"product_id":"the-grumpy-bum-tissue-holder","title":"The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-expander__content rte\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-expander__content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-hero-text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-subtitle\"\u003e😂 The Most Meme-Worthy White Elephant Gift\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSmall Grump.\u003cbr\u003eBig Laughs.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gth-desc\"\u003eTired of boring Secret Santa gifts that get tossed aside? Say hello to the cheekiest plush tissue holder that actually gets used. Yes, that's exactly where they come out—and it’s guaranteed to steal the show!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-hero-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Festive Christmas Grump Tissue Holder\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/Festive-Grinch-Tissue-Holder-Ad.png?w=1312\u0026amp;h=1199\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gth-section-title\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-features-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Cheeky Design Laughing\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/2-20.jpg?w=1000\u0026amp;h=1000\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🤣 Hilariously Unique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pull is a mood booster. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for guests, coworkers, and passengers. Watch everyone’s reaction when they need a tissue!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Super Soft Plush Collage\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/Grinch-Plush-Tissue-Dispenser-Collage.png?w=1312\u0026amp;h=1199\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e☁️ Premium Soft Plush\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not just for laughs—this plush is super snuggly. A fun decorative accent that doubles as a cozy companion on your desk, car seat, or bedside table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Perfect Funny Gift\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/imgi-8-cheekynook-product-3_1100x.jpeg?w=1100\u0026amp;h=1100\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 The Ultimate Gag Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget generic gift cards. Be the hero of gift exchanges with something people will actually keep and giggle about all year long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasions\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For Everywhere!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasions-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e🚗Car Ride Companion\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e💼Office Desk Sidekick\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e🛋️Living Room Conversation Piece\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e🎄Secret Santa \u0026amp; White Elephant\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e🎁Christmas Morning Surprise\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-occasion-item\"\u003e🤣Meme Lovers' Must-Have\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-details-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-details-text\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e✨ What's the Specs?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003eApprox. 30 × 14 cm \/ 11.8 × 5.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003eSuper Soft Plush Exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTissue Type:\u003c\/strong\u003eFits standard flat tissue packs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003eSpot clean with a damp cloth and air dry (no machine wash!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefill Design:\u003c\/strong\u003eEasy-to-open bottom zipper for lightning-fast changes!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gth-details-image\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Size and Material Details\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/imgi-10-cheekynook-06-size-material.jpg?w=1000\u0026amp;h=1000\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Easy to Refill Bottom Zipper\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1768288514402\/imgi-7-cheekynook-product-2_1100x.jpeg?w=1100\u0026amp;h=1100\u0026amp;q=80\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dansbody","offers":[{"title":"❤Buy 1","offer_id":53092205199640,"sku":"A14 Holder261029","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/6875\/2664\/files\/2-20.jpg?v=1793349921","url":"https:\/\/dansbody.com\/products\/the-grumpy-bum-tissue-holder","provider":"Dansbody","version":"1.0","type":"link"}